Mockingjay era Katniss really is like. My mans was mean to me for once in his life and now I gotta bash his head in. With rocks. Because he wasn’t being so sweeties to me. And then I’ll bash my head in with rocks. In retribution for hurting him. Fucked up but this is just the way things are in this hell of a world.*
*Katniss is an unreliable narrator- she does not have to bash anyone’s head in with rocks
Crowdstrike working as intended. Hackers can’t get you if your computer’s off
Hey, here is some new frustrating discourse.
I’m going to clear this up super duper quick.
And then we can move on and discuss more important things.
Okay?
Here goes…
Nicolas Cage is an incredible actor who is very bad with money so he has to act in terrible movies because otherwise they will repossess his dinosaur skull collection.
But even when he is in terrible movies with terrible writing he refuses to phone in his performances. And sometimes when you are acting your ass off while saying some of the dumbest dialogue ever conceived it can give the appearance the acting is the issue rather than the writing and story.
Hayden Christensen knows that feeling all too well.
So next time you see Nic Cage in a B movie acting a fool, just know he probably bought some new shrunken heads and forgot to pay the mortgage on his volcano island.
My blog is a safe space for burnouts, flakes, layabouts, ne'er-do-wells, underachievers, and anyone who can’t be arsed
happy smallpox eradication day to all who celebrate, which is everyone!
“On December 9, 1979, the disease was confirmed to have been eradicated, with the World Health Assembly making the declaration official five months later.”
“On May 8, 1980, more than two years after the last known case, the World Health Assembly formally declared the world free of smallpox.”
celebrate twice!
Whatever relationship tumblr users have with celebrities is the opposite of the parasocial relationship you see on twitter
May I say I love how much the tramp stamps were a flash in the pan, they didnt even get on my dash. Looking at these posts are like looking at the scattered remains of a murder victim and trying to figure out who they were and how they died and all you can find is BUG ASS
Stop comparing Tramp Stamps to Blaiz, Cha Cha, and Funk. The weed smoking girlfriends are way too cool to ever be part of an industry plant fake alt band






